What did you expect?

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Jan 7

ruinedchildhood:

Rose kept me up all night. / Oh, why? / She was afraid of the storm. / So what did you do?
I told her to get the hell out of my room.

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

Jan 7

wlwillow:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

laughingfish:

andremichaux:

Sandra Oh & Andy Samberg Monologue (x)

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Not sorry enough to turn down the role

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Jan 7

dwight-schrutes:

my last two braincells making important life decisions

Jan 7

worldsworstfather:

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

Jan 7
positive-memes:
“Worth it.
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positive-memes:

Worth it.

Jan 7
positive-memes:
“This is the kind of parent I aspire to be.
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positive-memes:

This is the kind of parent I aspire to be.

Jan 7

deaddropfred:

Me, a 12 year old child reading “A Series of Unfortunate Events” 14 years ago: What a fascinating but terribly upsetting journey these kids are on! I’m sure they can handle it though, Violet is 15 and therefor very Old and Mature. She got this.

Me, now 26, watching these small children be tortured: what the fuck what the fuck what the f—

Jan 7

unclefather:

All hills are silent if you think about it

(Source: unclefather)

Jan 7

nikoni:

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Jan 7
positive-memes:
“Bring on the new year
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positive-memes:

Bring on the new year